Interesting* things about her!

*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat.

Assalamualaikum wbt.

Da lama aku x post artikel kt blog ni, skrg sudah tiba masanya utk aku tulis balik. Syukur alhamdulillah sbab dh habis exam n dh start cuti. Tapi, aku still xtau nk buat ape utk mengisi masa free aku ni. Tadi aku cek balik emel aku yg takla bnyk mana (almaklum la, aku ni bkn ramai peminat, mgkn sbab aku gay kut), aku delete la emel2 useless yg sakit mata memandang. Tgh aku khusyuk membelek2 emel, tetiba aku trnmpk emel dr membe aku, jason yg agak menarik jgak la utk dibaca. Nak tau ape? Check it out~


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous state
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh,
cause they know it's true!!!

btw, aku copy sejibik cam ape yg aku dpt, malas nk paraphrase. Aku rase menarik sbab sometimes point tu btul, but the main point is it's all just us making assumption and expectation.
That's all from me, adios~


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