*tertakluk kepada terma dan syarat.
Assalamualaikum wbt.
Da lama aku x post artikel kt blog ni, skrg sudah tiba masanya utk aku tulis balik. Syukur alhamdulillah sbab dh habis exam n dh start cuti. Tapi, aku still xtau nk buat ape utk mengisi masa free aku ni. Tadi aku cek balik emel aku yg takla bnyk mana (almaklum la, aku ni bkn ramai peminat, mgkn sbab aku gay kut), aku delete la emel2 useless yg sakit mata memandang. Tgh aku khusyuk membelek2 emel, tetiba aku trnmpk emel dr membe aku, jason yg agak menarik jgak la utk dibaca. Nak tau ape? Check it out~
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous state
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh,
cause they know it's true!!!
btw, aku copy sejibik cam ape yg aku dpt, malas nk paraphrase. Aku rase menarik sbab sometimes point tu btul, but the main point is it's all just us making assumption and expectation.
That's all from me, adios~
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Interesting* things about her!
Eid Fitr
p/s: raye first kat negeri org, sayu je igt family kt umah.
p/s/s: x sabar la nk kawin, tp ble? hurm~
p/s/s/s: xde org nak bg duit raye ke?
p/s/s/s/s: kad raye, wish raye, baju raye?
p/s/s/s/s/s: anyone? huuuuu~ T_T
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K-Pop!!!
Dewasakini, kita sering dihiburkan dgn gejala K-Pop ni. Dimana-mana sahaja kite pegi pasti ada berlaku usaha2 yg dilakukan segilintir manusia utk menghidupkan gejala ini. Sebelum aku membuat huraian dgn lebih lanjut, ape kate kite kate yg ini bukanlah ape yg kite sangkakan. Anda2 diluar sane pasti sudah ingat K-Pop yg penulis ingin ketengahkan ini berkaet ngan boy band and girl group dr Korea yg menari synchronize bkan main lg. Anda sume salah!
K-Pop yg aku maksudkan ialah KENTUT (K-Proooot~). Benar, itulah yg aku maksudkan! Kepada pembaca wanita n sekelumit lelaki diluar sane (klu ade), maaf kerana tlh membuat anda eager ble nmpk K-Pop tp aku bkn nk cite psl tu, aku saje je nk bg topik tu nmpk hot sket. Berbalik kepada topik asal, aku mule merasakan gejala kentut-mengentut ni smakin menjadi2. Lagi2 time2 pose ni, bnyk btul kes2 kentut yg dlaporkan. Lagi2 aku ni, dh terlampau bnyk sgt kentut. Mgkn sbb bnyk sgt makan angin kot, mungkin~ Persoalannya, sihat ke kalau kte kentut bnyk2 sgt? kentut bnyk tu dh jd penyakit ke?
Pas dh slalu kentut tu, aku amek la inisiatif utk pegi jumpe Dr Google utk bertanyakan ttg masalah kentut yg dihadapi. Dari ape yg aku dpt, kentut ni normal bg sume org. Average org Amerika kentut n sendawa dlm 14 kali sehari n kentut ni tidak membahayakan kesihatan. So, kalau aku kentut2 ni normal la? Blum lg. Dlm artikel tu tulis klu kentut lebih2 tu mgkn ade problem iaitu bnyk sgt angin dlm saluran pencernaan ko. Punca bnyk angin ade 2; 1st- udara yang anda telan (menerusi tabiat mengunyah gula-gula getah atau merokok) n 2nd-peningkatan penghasilan gas daripada makanan tidak hadam yang dipecahkan oleh bakteria dalam usus.
Diseketika itu juga, kentut juga dpt menyembuhkan penyakit? berdasarkan artikel:
WASHINGTON : Ia mungkin melucukan dan dianggap tidak masuk akal tetapi pegawai kesihatan persekutuan Amerika Syarikat (AS) dijangka segera mengeluarkan laporan yang memberi amaran kepada umum mengenai faedah kentut. "Kentut, jika kerap dihidu boleh menyembuhkan perbagai penyakit berbahaya seperti sakit kepala, gangguan pada mata, emfisema, lelah, bronkitis sakit jantung dan lain lain "Setiap tahun, kira-kira 130,000 rakyat AS telah pulih daripada perbagai penyakit disebabkan menghidu kentut dan ramai lagi berasa lega daripada penyakit serius kerana terlalu lama terdedah kepada keadaan itu," kata seorang doktor yang bertugas dengan Pusat Kawalan Penyakit (CDC) AS.
Butt, I'm still in dilemma. Normal ke klu aku kentut kuat2 n bnyk2? Membe aku ckp normal r klu manusia kuat kentut. Tp bkn ke pmpn x kentut?[citation needed] Tapi bg aku kentut tu sesuatu yg memalukan walhal keteika melepaskannye aku berasa bangga (mgkn aku bersikap skeptical). Sesuatu yg merisaukan aku ttg gejala ni adalah time nak i'tikaf kat masjid, mmg xleh thn lame r, sket2 nk kentut. Selain tu, time2 dh kawin nnt. X ke merana bini ko asik dgr (n bau) ko kentut je, klu die same2 kentut kuat cam ko xpe gak. At least klu nk kentut tu xyah la nk ingat org2 yg tersayang.
Persoalannya:
1)adakah korg kentut kuat cam aku jgak?
2)perlu ke aku risau lebih2?
3)adakah bakal bini aku dpt menerima hakikat yg aku kentut kuat n menerima seadanya?
4)xde ke penawar utk kurangkan kentut?
5)patutkah aku berasa malu?
p/s: saje je tulis utk mengisi masa lapang n nk cari mood utk menaip assignment yg x buat lg. =_='
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My Only Wish
At last, ade gak topik utk aku update blog usangku ini. Topik utk update kali ini berkenenaan ngan isu semase jauh nun di Palestina. Wlupun hanya kes kapal bantuan diserang (padahal tiap2 ari umat Islam kt Palestin dianiayai), tp ttp nk amek kesempatan ni utk share. Malas nk cakap lebat, aku bg video je la utk tontonan umum. Nah~
Dikesempatan ini, marilah kite same2 menadah tangan memohon kehadrat Ilahi utk kejayaan umat Islam dan keselamatan pakcik Noorazman, Dr Arbaai, n sukarelawan HALUAN yg len serta mereka2 yg berjuang d jalan Allah. Semoga doa serta usaha kite senantiase berterusan (istiqamah la tu) n jgnlah jd cam biskut chipsmore (kejap ade, kejap xde!) n yg paling penting koman2 kene ade doa drpd xde lngsung. (Doa: Allahu mansuril Islam wal mujahidin fi kulli makan wa kulli zaman). Semoga kite tergolong dlm golongan yg selalu ingat mengingati dgn kebenaran dan kesabaran.
Sekian dariku, wassalam~
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up-to-date!
salam..
setelah sekian lame x update blog, kini saye kembali mengupdate blog. Akceli, malas tul aku nk tulih panjang2. so, i decide nk update soaln yg selalu ditnykn kpd sy (xdela slalu pun)..
1. Ape khabar? baik
2. Duk kat ne huh? melbourne
3. Tempat tinggal ko jenis ape huh? aku pun xtau, tp aku rase rumah kot
4. Nak study brape lame kt sane? 4 tahun suda, malas nk lame2 kt sini
5. U ape, amek kos ape? RMIT University n kos Quantity Surveying
6. Sewa umah mahal x? bg aku, kt sini sume mahal!
7. Ko mkn ape kt sane? masakan melayu n makanan yg halal je..
8. Ko dh ade awek lum? (eh, malu le nk jawab) xde lg kot,hihi
9. Ko x try hook up ngan minah saleh ke? ckp omputih pun gagap, lg nk tekel..xtau malu
10. Ko rindu Malaysia x? ofkos la
Tu je kot soklan yg aku igt org tny kt aku. Sekian, terimalah vid yg aku rase best.
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Happy New Year!
سنة سعيدة
Yeni yılınız kutlu olsun!
Честита нова година!
Jour de l'An!
Chúc mừng năm mới!
Feliz Año Nuevo!
あけましておめでとうございます!
新年快乐!
새해 복 많이 받으세요!
हैप्पी न्यू इयर
สวัสดีปีใหม่
2010
no more!
INTI kata pergi, RUMAH kata mari...
So, what do u say?
Skrg berada di status menganggur. X dapat r nk blanje bnyk2 ble dh xde keje. Lepak kat umah je la aku cuti ni. Barang2 kt kolej x amek lg, ble la nk amek brg2 tu. Org INTI pun dh x sabar2 nk suruh kosongkn bilik. Kat umah lain plak citenye. Mak bapak aku dh suruh balik cepat sbb nk kene tolong kemas2 rumah (family business).
Akceli, dikesempatan ini aku nk bg 1 puisi buat membe2 yg masih terkandas kat INTI tu. Puisi ni aku amek dr minah rock Malaysia, Ella. Yg peliknye, minah ni dlm lagu 'Simbiosis'nye ade ckp yg die ni 'tak pandai mengarang puisi'. Ahh, peduli ape. Terimalah:
Esok hari, tiada lagi,
suramnya hati untukku pergi,
meninggalkan bulan dan suria,
itu umpama kamu semua,
diri ini diterpa hiba,
tika fajar berubah senja.
Terimalah puisi hamba,
penggantiku bila tiada,
sukar untukku berkata,
selamat tinggal semua.
Aku ini sering berdoa,
kepada yang Maha Kuasa,
agar kita satu semula,
sayang ini bukan masanya.
Sejauh mana aku kembara,
memoriku digalas bersama,
esok hari tiada lagi,
suramnya hati untukku pergi,
terimalah...
tanx 4 da memories n sorry 4 everything.
Selamat Hari Rayer Aidil Adha, semoga segala pengorbanan kite diberkatiNya.
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Yahoo!
Yahoo! SAM public exam dah habis. Sbb aku bnyk tido, aku pun xtau r ape yg aku jwb. Tp harap penanda tu terbuka hati mase nk tande kertas aku. Abis paper account td kire dh habis seksa utk aku bg tahun 2009. Pas habis td, g farewell gathering kt dining hall. Mkn mee, kek etc. Segan gak aku jumpe lecturer2 aku, tah diorg knl ke x aku, jgn die igt aku dak AUP dhle... Pagi ni nk g Melaka pulok, lawatan sambil belajar. Pastu dh bleh balik umah r, enjoy cuti yg x seberape ni. Babai INTI~
Yahoo! Aku jugak tlh berjaye kumpulkan kesemuanye. Ape die? Kumpul gambar2 yg tah pape. Ade 6 sume skali. Amek mase gak r nk kumpul. Bkn senang nk dpt sbb harge brg la ni dh mahai, dajai tul! Lg satu, gambar baby susah sket nk dpt. Dengan ini, telah lengkap la segala penyakit yg bleh kene kt sorg perokok iaitu kanser leher, keguguran janin(ape kaet ngan aku?), kanser mulut, kelahiran bayi pra matang, gangren n kanser paru-paru. Konklusi, WL18 lg murah dr WL20 based on the calculation done.
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
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Friday the 13th!
Tepat 4.23 a.m.
Kt surat beranak aku tulis aku keluar ke dunia ni time ni r 19 tahun dulu. Fuh, dh besar dh aku la ni, tp masih x cukup matured lg nk menghadapi dunia ni. K r, x kesah r matured ke x, asal aku happy. Tenkiu r kpd membe2 yg wish wlupun x ramai n kpd mereka yg menyambut, bagi hadiah, bagi 'hadiah' lg n blanje makan n tgk wayang (tanx bro, blanje la lg, hehe).
Curry on. Ni lah pic hadiah besday aku:
First, 500GB xternal HD jename Samsung. Cit pooda, ni bukan hadiah pun sebenarnye sbb aku beli sendiri. Aku g beli kt Low Yat ngan abang aku n membe aku sorg ni name die Mat 'camne'. Lawo gak r, biru cam 'The Blues'. Pas gi beli, gi TS plak. Makan2 dl sbb lapar, pastu br tgk wayang. Kitorg tgk cite Thai, 'Raging Phoenix' sbb cite2 best sume dh kene kebas ngan org lain. Tp xpe, abg aku blanje. Konklusi, it was legen.............(wait for it).........................dary!
Second, dpt kad dr sue-ray. Pergh, terharu hamba~ Die bg hadiah b'day kt aku dh dua kali dh beb. Tanx a lot r, bkn pe, b'day die aku x penah bg hadiah kot. Sori r, dh lame aku xde awek, so, aku dh lupe r nk bg hadiah pe kt pmpn. Third, aku dpt something special from my buddy, Jason. Fuh, terbaek, kalah r yg Harvest pny. I appreciate a lot for those, u guys are awesome! (not awe-some, but awe-a-lot!)
Finally, hadiah dr mak aku. Mak aku dpt DG48, pastu buat kenduri kt skola die sempena ni n b'day aku. Sob3x, terharu aku. Luv u. Persoalannye, dpt ke aku nk bls jase mak aku? (5A pun susah nk dpt, tp aku harap dpt r).
Bnd ni ngeri gle, smpai nk cite pun terketar2. Klu mase skola tu ok lg r, stakat 'burger', baling teloq, tepung, air jamban, sampah n spender basah sape tah, jirus air panas etc. Tp sampai kt kolej ni, skill br plak nk prank ngan befdei boi. Skill ni, aku ckp ko, lg bahaye r sbb ianya melibatkn mase dpan ko ngan anak2 ko. Lg bahaye klu ade org yg melanggar syarat2 skill ni e.g. gune tgn nak attack the 'target' (Amboiii, ni dh lebih ni...). Amacam, nk tgk x camne skill br ni? Tgk je la bawah...
Chiao~
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Public Enemies
Salam. Online kejap bleh x? Nak bgtau je yg bulan November ni memang hectic abes r. Bulan ni aku kene berlawan ngan musuh aku selame 3 minggu. Musuh aku ni sebenarnye exam je, xde la kuat mane, setakat buat org jd gile je. Aku pun x pasti samada aku dpt handle exam ni, dhla markah coursework x hebat mane n aku br je nk start study betul2. Selame ni aku wat pe? Ade r, rahsie...
Ape2 pun, ni r jadual die:
2 November 2009
Aku VS English as a Second Language LIVE!
kick-off at 11.30 am
5 November 2009
Aku VS Mathematical Studies LIVE!
kick-off at 7.00 am
10 November 2009
Aku VS Economics LIVE!
kick-off at 7.00 am
11 November 2009
Aku VS Chemistry LIVE!
kick-off at 11.30 am
13 November 2009
Aku VS 'Toron'ers DELAYED
kick-off at 12.01 am. haha
17 November 2009
Aku VS Accounting Studies LIVE!
kick-off at 11.30 am
5 paper dlm 3 minggu, nasib baek org ostolia pandai buat gap antare paper 2. Perasaan? cuak gak r, nervous pun ade gak, haha. Di kesempatan ini, aku nk ucap all the best r kat dak2 SAM yg nak hadapi exam ni n don't stress urselves bak kate abg gentle relax2, chill2. Pastu utk dak2 yg x amek exam ni, jgn tgk je, doa la utk dak2 SAM ni. Wish me all the best, Insya-Allah.
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love his story.
This story started off at a place far away from 'the castle'. On the night of a Thursday, groups of human had went to some place to have some fun and exciting moment. Bla..bla...bla.... Suddenly, the moment that should be fun and exciting have turned out to be a moment of total disaster. The 'group' of human has divided and became into two group which is The Good and The Evil. It started to divide when The Evils started to play what they call it in facebook as 'guli', 'congkak', golf, or even 'telor'. Even I don't know why they call this game in such a way. But, for The Good and the common people, they called it as football, soccer or futsal (in certain time).
On that night, The Good and The Evil had fought against each other. The Evil had used their strength (which The Good doesn't have in them) to fight The Good. The strength of The Evil is just one gigantic hideous creature. But that only one can cause chaos and also injuries. Even The Good doesn't have the guts to fight that only one. All they do is just look and have a little 'discussion'. But there are still some of them who pray for God so that God can help them to fight The Evil. And there also some of them want to have a peace treaty, but only few of The Evil who agreed with this. As for this, the war between The Good and The Evil goes on and on. The Evil started to 'pandang slack' at The Good.
The story gets even worse when the only strength of The Good *maybe have gone to The Evil's side. This supposed-to-be knight has fallen in the hands of The Evil. Maybe a pack of cigarette be the reason for his betrayal. Maybe, who knows? To The Good, this is not a good sign and they hope that this is only just a dream or an illusion. When The Good first heard this story they said to that knight, "Barua ko! Lu ckp cam keling r." Some of them also asked, "Why do you like them so much? Even their whores you nak tekel." What a shame for this knight as it fall into The Evil's booby trap.
The Evil in the end started to call themselves as heroes as they taught they had won the war. They even call themselves as gentlemen. WTF?! Go to hell, you motherfucker. They started to tell lies (fitnah) maybe because they have Al-Awwar (the one-eyed) on their side *no offense. But, The Good remains calm as they know that God will give help to them. This maybe the end of this story. Hope you'd enjoy this story. Last word from me,
Ada hari, Tuhan balas.
pretender?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?
study! study! study! asyik study je. relax r jap. mari kite same2 luangkan mase utk tgk game bola 'Super Sunday'. Insya-Allah mlm ni. Game terbaek doe.





